Having retired from a career in the Police end of 2007, the first thing i embarked on was to walk the South West Coast path with Catherine. We completed the 633miles Minehead to Poole in 2022, so no records broken or book written there, but what a fantastic experience! On the long daily stretches, sometimes with friends, we started making up limericks, but first i would like to introduce to you the Land's End Cat whom we met, complete with name tag, at Carn Greeb immediately south of Land's End whilst traversing Sennen Cove to Lamorna. March 2014. Sketch Harry Cottey.
Land's End Cat
People come and go from First and Last
And look to Longships, Scillies,
Dreaming of distant shores.
Where tears are shed of great adventures
And the human spirit is put to the test
In the evening sun the Minack plays its opening
act
And he too takes a turn for he is none other than
The Land’s End Cat
Killer whale, basking shark and dolphins surf the
sea
And chough, raven and skylark catch the breeze.
Daffodils, camellias, violets glory in their moment
too
Made beautiful in their time on Atlantic washed
granite cliffs in Spring sunshine
Cafes, guesthouses, gardens, historic houses, all
tourism
Fling wide their gates for storms now past,
And locals work the ground, prepare the nets
And smile again
In the setting sun the Minack plays its final
act,
And he too takes a bow for he remains the one and
only
Land’s End Cat.
Limericks
Whilst walking the SW coast path
8th Nov 2007 from Ilfracombe to Croyde, N Devon.
We had to take cover at Lee
As a storm cloud pulsed in from the sea
Yet, no sooner had we donned coats
The rain stopped at a stroke
And so we continued on the coast out of Lee
Whilst walking the SW coast
path from Barnstaple to Rock, Cornwall. Sept 2010
The sensible people of Clovelly
Always wear a shoe and a wellie.
To dine or muck out,
They are never caught out,
Come rain, come shine they’re ready
The wind blows at Instow up the Torridge Estuary
And the Tarka Trail is the modern rail
Bringing cyclists from Fremington Quay
Now if you should stand at Bideford longbridge
You can nearly see out to sea
But the question is will you ever glimpse
The Appledore-Instow ferry.
Appledore Appledore
They love that fruit in Appledore
Whether crumble or pie
They win the prize
The Bramley family of Appledore
Please keep this quiet but the youngsters of Bude
Are really quite rude
I don’t want to preclude or try to imbue
But did you know they surf in the nude
And are quick to exclude all but cool dudes
Then they feud over boards that are skewed
With fins that are glued
To conclude, they watch films that are crude
And exude behaviour that’s lewd
That’s the youngsters of Bude
Well done my cock said the man at Rock
100 miles is quite a long way
Take off your boots and rest awhile
Sup ale in the old Cornish way....
Hurry now for those buses to catch
To get you back to Barnstaple start
Just in time for a pasty or two
Before the Western Greyhound departs.
Whilst
walking the SW Coast path from Helford Passage to Plymouth, 100miles, with
Astrid and Simon Selley, April 2018.
The people of Mevagissey can get very hissy if you don't stop at their village
on the way.
They have cream teas and fun, where fishing is done
Come to us, stop, oh won't you stay?
The mad, bad and sad live at Porthluney
A quaint Cornish cove, its puny.
Yet all are loved by God, each to the very sod
And they swim and dance by the light of the moony.
Golfers never excel at Par
Even if they hit the ball very far
Whether birdie or eagle
Or a round very feeble
I tell you, you’ll finish on Par
The wind on The Gribbin did certainly blow
With DuMaurier's Mandalay nestled below
A short sharp shower then threatened from the sea,
so we pressed on to Fowey, the ferry and tea.
It's so easy to annoy the ferryman at Fowey
if you board when he isn’t ready
For the Polruan side is a very short ride,
£2 please, now steady.
From Polperro to Looe, Paul really needed a....
Cup of tea
But there was no cafe around, drinks to be found,
So he had to wait until Looe
Portwrinkle is the home of the Wrinklies
Retired and worn, from the sea and life's storms
It’s all B&B, bingo and Winklies.
Who at regatta was full of good cheer
She said come aside, we’ll watch them go by
I am delighted to see you my dear
There was an old man of Beer
Who drowned his sorrows in beer
When asked why he cried, he simply replied
‘There aint enough fish for a career’
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